Testing, testing, is this thing on?

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  1. TomB16

    TomB16 Well-Known Member

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    Hello!

    I'm so glad to have found this forum. This is just what I need. Any advice would be dearly appreciated!

    I am a recently retired male in my late 20s. I worked in a professional setting for several years until one day, I realized how inhuman the corporate grind is.

    Things had been generally going fine for years but, recently, I rebelled against corporate life. They would call me at home on a day off and say things like, "You need to tell us when you're not going to show up." or "We haven't seen you in a few weeks, did you quit?" I can't work under that kind of pressure.

    Tuesday, I bought an app for my phone called Cointastic. Paid 6 bucks for it but, hopefully, it will be worth it. Once I get it dialed in to produce 0.018 to 0.066 satoshi per trade, I will configure it for 2000 trades per minute and have my third mortgage paid down in no time.

    My friends ask how I can afford to drive a new E-400 and cover them at the meth dealer. They don't realize, I have the power of investing.


    Happy investing,

    Tom
     
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    TomB16 Well-Known Member

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    OK. Here is a far less interesting introduction.

    Early 50s male investor with 20 year horizon. Strategy: Buy low, don't sell.
     
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    TomB16 Well-Known Member

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    I appreciate the welcome, my new flatulent friend. :)
     
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  5. anotherdevilsadvocate

    anotherdevilsadvocate Well-Known Member

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    I like your origin story.
     
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    I'm not even sure where to begin hahaha
     
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    fireopal Well-Known Member

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    lol title of thread reeled me right in here to see what wasn't on that should be on so good one & welcome!
     
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  8. Stockaholic

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    wow, so i'm super late getting to this intro thread...but just did want to quickly chime in here to give you a yuuge welcome to stockaholics @TomB16. really enjoying seeing you quickly acclimating yourself with the community here. that's what i like to see! thx for all the great contributions you've been bringing to the forums bud! we appreciate it. :)
     
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    Three Eyes 2018 Stockaholics Contest Winner

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    Yeah, pretty epic. Nice!
     
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    TomB16 Well-Known Member

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    Thank you for the warm welcome. I appreciate it!

    Three Eyes, I normally keep my third eye somewhat private but good for you on being so gregarious.
     
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