Welcome me please (Not needy at all)

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Twocanchoo35, Sep 2, 2020.

  1. Twocanchoo35

    Twocanchoo35 New Member

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    Hi, I’m Twocan and I like to party!
     
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    Welcome, but change your avatar. Politics is not discussed on this forum unless it is related to the stock market directly or done in a respectful manner. Obviously your avatar has more than that intended.
     
  3. TomB16

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    It's not clear Twocan is here to discuss investing. He might have taken a couple of roofies and haplessly felt the need to stop by after chatting with a couple of accountants at a party.

    Twocan, I look forward to reading more about you and your journey. Until you come around and post something, I'm going to balance empties on your forehead and stick pretzels up your nose for a great meme pic.
     
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    TomB16 Well-Known Member

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    Let it not be said that investors don't know how to party. You're in good company, Twocans. As proof, I give you the dancing banana.

    :banana:


    Although, if I were to be honest, I find my year to date charts more erotic than chick on chick porn. What's more, I'd rather take my wife for dinner and watch a movie at home than go to a party where sloppy drunk losers explain to me all the stuff they're about to accomplish despite not getting off the couch for the last two years.
     
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  5. Twocanchoo35

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    I’ll be forum reading for weeks and maybe after the roofies wear off I’ll sneak a question or two in. Thank you all for the welcoming
     
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    You came to the right site. It's nice to have you onboard, Twocan.

    There is plenty to read and please feel welcome to engage in discussion, as well.

    Remember: Follow your nose!

    :cool:
     
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    Brazil. A prominent family hosted a group of us. We stayed in one of their spare houses. After the business day, we partied as you would in a third world country. Throw around American dollars in an arrogant manner. Act like big shots because you are spending more than people make in a week. Objectify the strippers.

    Not me. A friend of mine. Got lucky. Mind altering euphoria. He picks up a dude in a dress. Then got molested in front of everyone in the house. All on camcorder footage.

    That guy is one of the most financially successful people I know. Immoral. Unethical. Makes money. Doesn't have a dime in the stock market. He generates a much higher return on investment with real world ventures.

    Just don't ask what kind of feathers the toucan is wearing.
     

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