Just seen this in the Whole Foods break room. I work at the columbia store. I noticed their stock is at 10 cents right now. if i get it will i get into trouble or get fired for buying that since i seen the flyer?
Well, since you stated where you work, and took an image in what I assume is an area where your employment agreement likely limits your ability to take pictures and post them publicly on a message board,.... ... Your risk tolerance I guess. And it is just shrimp.
not worried about that. i just kept seeing stuff on tv about insider trading. i was wondering if i am a insider or will i get into trouble like that. i dont care if i get fired too much really. i was going to invest 100 bucks in that stock. will it shoot up on aug 01 or ?? idk.
Not unless you are privy to higher up information not necessarily posted on the break room board. Probably ok then though. But most companies don't appreciate back of house photography. Just saying.
Those government guys in grey suits, in the Chrysler minivan, who have been following you are not Security Exchange Commission. They have gone into your workplace and asked questions about you. That's why you may have noticed other co-workers looking at you strange. This is bigger than insider, shrimp, $5 coupon, wire fraud. Think real hard about your other subversive activities. What's on your phone? Do you need to destroy it and throw it in the lake? Is your memory intact? Or is there a questionable lapse of time unaccounted for? Perhaps 7 to 11 minutes of blacked out memory: where you could have been grabbed, drugged, dragged into the minivan, and a microchip implanted into your body.
"just a cashier" ... Lol,... I consider you guys and gals front line heroes now. And thank you for being there for us. Mean it.
Adam 55 is my surveillance contract code. The government implanted me during the Carter administration. They can listen to everything I hear, see everything through my eyes, and there's a GPS tracker in my brain. I tried wearing a tinfoil hat to block the signal. But unmarked Dodge Chrysler minivans are everywhere. Sometimes those aFeds disguise themselves as soccer mom MILF. They don't fool me.
I get a slightly investor, slightly fun loving troll maybe drunk, and probably high, vibe from @A55 cashier. You will not get in trouble, in case that was a serious question. Insider trading is a problem for people briefed on insider trading. If you havent been briefed on insider trading with your company, it isnt your problem.
Come on people, this is obviously a pump n dump! If anybody really wants to check, simply call up Whole Foods, ask for a manager and confirm that this is in the break room, here is the number: Let me point out some issues all of you need to pay closer attention to which can make this a good learning opportunity. Random internet person comes to the forums with the username WFcashier1998. He specifically chose that username because it shows us where he works, his role and the year of his birth which is an attempt to make it all more believable. I say "he" because he also went as far as stating he is a female in the profile here, which is something you do NOT need to check when you sign up. So here we have a 22yr old female here to tell you about a hot stock tip. That alone should have alarm bells ringing you simps! Moving on, the stock was at 10c when he posted here, looking at the chart, this pump has been in operation at least two weeks. Now lets talk about this poster: It is important that the person looking at this poster believe it could be real. It could pinned up your bathroom, there is no way to know, so you better write somewhere that it is actually in the break room, but not any break room, the amazon break-room! Also you can not remove it until Aug 1st for some reason. As if employees really need a reason to not remove important bulletins posted by management in their break room. Also we better post the website for the company that makes this product because employees are really interested in looking it up in the free time. The only thing this guy missed was putting the ticker symbol and stock chart saying "SO CHEAP! BUY NOW!". I am willing to be there was a draft of this fake poster that actually had the ticker symbol, but he decided that is too obvious. Pictures of a guy staring at a cold lake or people in a canoe have nothing to do with shrimp or shrimp farming. These are random images pulled off from google. Im not going to share his IP, but a whois shows NY as the region the account for WFcashier1998 was registered from: The store he claims to work at is in Columbia, which makes for one hell of a morning commute: Now there could be explanations for this, like a VPN is being used, which is common, or that this person is a fucking liar. Bottom line is that everything posted by this person smells fishy, which is the closest connection to anything shrimp related. Somebody call up Whole Foods so we can conclude this awesome investigation!
Truly WoW. Complete sexist. GIRLS HAVE ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT TOO. NOT JUST GUYS. I was just asking a question because i found this website via google. I didn't know what insider trading was. thats all. i don't even know what a pump and a dump is. so idky on that one. also regarding the internet thing. I'm using a work computer. idk what they have for internet or where the company is based out of. but for someone to do all that just for someone asking a question. wow. i guess women are not welcome here. thanks guys to the people that helped with my questions but the stockjock guy. wow. THIS IS NOT THE FOOTBALL TEAM NO MORE. GIRLS BUY STOCKS TOO. lastly. call whole foods or even better go by ur nearest one and ask to see their break room. its hanging right near the employee poster about wages. LATER...... Nice way to show women how u r.
Women are warmly welcomed here at Stockaholics.net. [Edit:. Attempt at humor removed out of respect for this site.]
You're ruining it for me. I was just beginning to have fun with him/her. He/She could have provided a few more useful tips. I guess now we'll never know. Never discount the source or value of information. A 22 year old female is an invaluable source of information which a past middle age and staring at retirement, old man can't possibly know. They are way ahead of you on trends, and see the world with fresh eyes. And 22 year old girls are just so cute. It's DodgeBall Your turn to throw it back har, hit someone in the face, and make him cry.
