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Most "trading trainers" are right up there with car salesmen, shysters, and matchstick men. I've always wondered, why, if someone is so great at trading, investing or real estate, would they need the "extra money" from teaching others? You're right, most of them claim "out of the goodness of my heart" and "I want to help others succeed the way that I have", which is usually just so much B.S.
Yes! What part of "If it sounds too good to be true, it almost certainly isn't true!" don't they understand? "A fool and his money are soon parted." -- John Bridges And many people only know the first part of P.T. Barnum's famous quote: "There's a sucker born every minute - and two to take him!"
The last thing I want, is to be a trader. Redistributing wealth is for losers who cannot succeed with their own money and end up with even less than they started with. I want to hang onto my own money and I want other people to keep their God damned hands off of it.
You don't want to join my Pocket Rocket financial freedom list? That's not very APE ish of you. Plenty other suckers,uhh I meant clients are glad to take your spot.
So, I'm still chuckling about the Grand Torino vibe of post #6. I'm happy to own it so get the hell off my lawn.